when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Have you guys ever heard of Pompeii? It’s been out for awhile now but it’s pretty much still underground
- me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
- me: oh
I put this guy up under the 360 bridge at the greenbelt in Austin. There’s a bunch of littler perler swords in the bag that you can take with you. The piece is pretty tucked away and you’ll have to climb a short distance to get to it (the pictures don’t really capture that).
how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
That was so deep I shit myself
ive lost all motivation to do anything these days and people dont understand they just tell me to get motivated yeah sure let me go down to the store and grab a bottle of purpose in life